The 2-Minute Drill

Stop overcomplicating it. Most routines are for influencers with too much time. This is for men with work to do. Wash away the grit, apply the serum to repair the damage, and mist the spray to lock it in. Three steps. Two minutes. Zero excuses.

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We don't use floral fillers. We use the forest. This bundle is packed with unique Finnish ingredients like Lion’s Mane Mushroom to rebuild collagen and Birch Sap to hydrate deeper than water ever could. It’s nature’s way of preserving you.

The "Daddy" Effect

There is a fine line between looking "distinguished" and looking "old." This routine erases the exhaustion while keeping the character. Tighten the skin, reduce the redness, and get the glow that commands respect instantly.

Free "True Whiskey" Parfum

You are getting our signature "True Whiskey" Parfum for free (€50 value). It doesn't smell like a department store; it smells like leather, tobacco, and success. It is the perfect finishing touch to your new armor.

Risk-Free Upgrade

We are so confident this will change your mirror game that we back it 100%. If you don't see a younger, sharper version of yourself staring back at you, we refund every cent. You keep the products. No hard feelings.

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Reclaim Your Edge. The "Finnish Skincare Trinity" for Men Who Refuse to Fade Away.

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2-Minute Routine

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"I was skeptical at first. I was pleasantly surprised. I won’t use anything else anymore. Even an ugly mug feels really good when you put this on."

Ville

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The World Hasn't Stopped Watching. You Just Stopped Caring.

You’ve noticed it. The younger guys in the office getting the looks. The mirror showing a face that looks exhausted even when you've slept. 

 

You aren't "old"—but your skin is betraying you. It’s losing its elasticity, its brightness, its danger. Most skincare is designed for women or boys. It’s soft. It’s complicated. 

 

You don't need a 10-step floral routine. You need armor.

Shut up and take my money

3 Steps. 
2 Minutes. 
Zero Bullsh*t.

The Solution (The "Finnish Trinity")

Step 1: The Reset (Face Wash)

Strips away the grime of the grind without stripping your skin. Prepares the canvas.

Step 2: The Weapon (Serum)

Infused with Lion's Mane Mushroom and Birch Sap. Repairs damage, tightens lines, and brings the blood back to the surface.

Step 3: The Shield (God Spray)

Probiotic Kombucha protection. A final mist that locks in power and keeps you looking fresh all day.

The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle

€64,90
€127,96
Quantity

Dick Johnson Face Wash (Value: €24.90)

Magic Mushroom Serum (Value: €29.90)

God Spray (Value: €24.90)

BONUS: Parfum "True Whiskey" (Value: €45.20)

Total Value: €124.90
Today's Price: €64.90

Skeptical? Good. You Should Be.

I don't have time for this.

It takes less time than brushing your teeth. 2 minutes in the morning. That’s it.

Is this just overpriced soap?

Soap dries you out and makes you look older. This adds nutrients back into your skin. It’s fuel, not just cleaning.

What if it doesn't work?

We back it up. If you don't see a difference in the mirror, we don't want your money.

Maybe I should sit on it and think for a while?

There's no guarantee this offer will be here when you come to your senses. Grab it now, test it yourself. 100% Money back guarantee - if you don't see a change you'll get your money back.

You're not getting any younger, but this offer may get old. 
Don't let this bundle slip by like yesterday.

It's time. Make a decision.

Don't let another day age you.
Act now.

The "Daddy Glow-Up" Bundle

€64,90
€127,96

Are you still not convinced? After all of this?
Listen to the choir sing

Customer Reviews

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ObiWanKeno
Perfekt !

Ich liebe das Zeug....muss aufpassen zu viel aufzutragen. Wird auf jeden Fall wieder gekauft.

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Jay-Pi
Einfach göttlich,...

Es riecht sehr maskulin und gibt einem, vor allem im Sommer, einen geilen Frischkick ins Gesicht. Zwei, drei Pumpstöße direkt ins Gesicht und man fühlt sich sofort frisch und belebt - wie auferstanden eben. Ist auch einfach mal was anderes als Cremé. Man hat dabei immer den Gedanken, seiner Gesichtshaut etwas gutes zu tun, weil man den "Dick´s" einfach vertrauen kann. ;)

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Lorenz
Sensationeller Herrenduft

Um es vorweg zu sagen:
Nachdem ich das Parfum aufgelegt habe, hat sich meine Frau nicht nackt gegen mich geworfen.
Ich kann euch aber beruhigen, das True Whiskey riecht fantastisch. Entgegen vieler Aussagen, es würde nicht lange halten, möchte ich sagen, dass es auch am nächsten Tag (24 Stunden) noch angenehm duftet. Ein Druck auf die Flasche reicht dafür aus !
Das Parfum habe ich als Neukunde bestellt. Die Werbung ist geil, hat mit gefallen und der Duft passt einfach für Männer.

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Daniel Zinke

Sehr schnelle Lieferung und der Duft ist einfach der Wahnsinn. Ich werde definitiv wieder bestellen.

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Christian Koch
Geiler Duft

Gern werde ich euren anderen Düfte noch bestellen da sie sehr kernig sowohl auch verführerisch sind.